Patiorch

What is Patiorch?

(noun) A combination of saying "patio" and "porch" when really, really stoned.

Dude, I'm wasted...I need some fresh air. I'll be on the patiorch.

See patio, porch, deck, stoned, weed, air

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1. When a douchebag sprays his mansauce within a condom while fucking a cheap buttwhore, then puts the condom in the freezer for an hour or..

Oral Rape

1. NO DADDY, THAT DOESNT GO THERE (slurp'n'pop) aaaahhhhhh oww piss off homo that doesnt got there..

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0

1. Boom! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0 HAPPY NEW YEAR! See boom, blast, countdown, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0..

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