Patkan Edit Meaning

1. The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to. I got home from the pub about 11.30..

1. PUKE SEX is just a term refering to sex between two people that most likely have been drinking alcohol (beer/wine/anything) to the point..

1. A alternative word for an idiot. Used in the south of England. "You stupid gloit!" "Don't make me come over there ..