Patrick Erstling Edit Meaning

1. The act of jerking off while using a parrot instead of your hand. The biggest problem with the Jimmy Buffet Jack is it takes me all day..

1. Relatively small and (seemingly) insignificant town 40 minutes east of Pittsburgh. Only reason I bring it up is that it's home to: ..

1. a french insult of englishmen usauly accompanied by mocking of ones parents, and threatending to smite the englishmen with distastful bo..