Patrick Lalime

What is Patrick Lalime?


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Decent goalie until he played for the Ottawa Senators. But now he flat out blows!

Mr.X :hey did you hear about Lalime? he tried to kill himself!

Mr.Z :no friggin way!

Mr.X :yeah he jumped in front of a train but it went through his legs!


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