Patrick Schwasted

What is Patrick Schwasted?


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When you are intoxicated to the point where you tell people you are "Patrick Schwasted".

Bro, we finished the Keg between 10 people and I'm Patrick Schwasted

See wasted, drunk, shit-faced, intoxicated, buzzed


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