Patrick Schwasted

What is Patrick Schwasted?

When you are intoxicated to the point where you tell people you are "Patrick Schwasted".

Bro, we finished the Keg between 10 people and I'm Patrick Schwasted

See wasted, drunk, shit-faced, intoxicated, buzzed

Yellow Snowcone

1. when someone pees on snow and gives it to someone to eat did you see billy? he had a yellow snowcone yesterday! See yello, snow, cone,..

Moose Munch

1. Performing Cunnilingus on an unusually large woman Dude... Davey P was doin the moose munch on that sasquatch last night... See muff d..

Quote Sick

1. To pretend or fake being sick in order to escape school, work, or other activity. Bob was Quote Sick today, so he shall not be present ..

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