Patrick Schwasted

What is Patrick Schwasted?

When you are intoxicated to the point where you tell people you are "Patrick Schwasted".

Bro, we finished the Keg between 10 people and I'm Patrick Schwasted

See wasted, drunk, shit-faced, intoxicated, buzzed

Alligator Scissors

1. alligator scissors are scissorswith teeth that look like a alligator mouth. used to cut thin material so people think a gator bit it. I&..

Speedstick

1. a penis that moves in and out really fast his speedstick was really going last night! See dick, speed, stick, fast..

Zombie Mask.

1. While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty..

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