What is Patriot, The?
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A sexual act whereby the male recieves a blowjob while standing and the female kneeling on the floor. The male then ejaculates on the females face and quickly punches her in the nose, drawing blood. The red (blood), white (semen), and blue (bruised nose) represent the colors of the flag and give the patriot its name. It is customary, after ejaculation, for the male to stand at attention, salute, execute an about-face, and walk out of the room.
My girlfriend likes getting the patriot every Friday night.
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When somebody falls asleep drunk on the shitter and leaves the door open for everyone to take a picture of
Chris Mell fell asleep on th..
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like exercising, but more awesome and funner to do!!
i am going to go fitnessize my boo-tay-tay today!
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