Patrizio

What is Patrizio?

The biggest dork alive, also rumoured to sleep with men.

Blake: "Hey, I heard that Patrizio banged some pretty hot bitches last night"

Mark: "You sure they weren't little boys?"

Blake: "Who knows? That kid's swifter than a squirrel on speed!"

Jerk Plank

1. The original Jerk Plank ™ is made from authentic Jamaican pimento wood -( Jamaican allspice wood). It's quick, easy and an excellen..

Tan Tuba

1. penis; skin flute Does he play the tan tuba? See skin flute, tan tuba, dick, schlong..

To "yard Sale" Your Pouch

1. the act of dumping everything from your tool pouch or bag while climbing to, or working at heights. while climbing on a house, building..

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