Patrizio

What is Patrizio?

The biggest dork alive, also rumoured to sleep with men.

Blake: "Hey, I heard that Patrizio banged some pretty hot bitches last night"

Mark: "You sure they weren't little boys?"

Blake: "Who knows? That kid's swifter than a squirrel on speed!"

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Head On

1. A mysterious ointment. The only thing known about it is how to use it. Head On, apply directly to the forehead. Head On, apply directly..

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