Patrizio

What is Patrizio?


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The biggest dork alive, also rumoured to sleep with men.

Blake: "Hey, I heard that Patrizio banged some pretty hot bitches last night"

Mark: "You sure they weren't little boys?"

Blake: "Who knows? That kid's swifter than a squirrel on speed!"


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