Patrizio

What is Patrizio?

The biggest dork alive, also rumoured to sleep with men.

Blake: "Hey, I heard that Patrizio banged some pretty hot bitches last night"

Mark: "You sure they weren't little boys?"

Blake: "Who knows? That kid's swifter than a squirrel on speed!"

Lobsterbate

1. Masturbating on those days you can't keep your claws off your own tail. Those days you feel the most moist, buttery,and delicious...

Hanging Bacon

1. Female Genitalia. Badly Packed Kebab "Look at the hanging bacon on that!"..

Necrophrenia

1. state of being braindead, clueless, dumb as dirt Sorry - I've got necrophrenia - I can't remember your name...

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