Patrizio

What is Patrizio?

The biggest dork alive, also rumoured to sleep with men.

Blake: "Hey, I heard that Patrizio banged some pretty hot bitches last night"

Mark: "You sure they weren't little boys?"

Blake: "Who knows? That kid's swifter than a squirrel on speed!"

Rezd Over

1. The way you feel when exiting a Jamaican shower. "shit man i got all rezd over, im all sticky and clammy with resin from that Jama..

Nervous Piss

1. Having to take a piss before completing a task, such as your SAT's or flying solo in an aeroplane for the first time. Adam : "..

Quantum Jelly

1. Jelly which is both on the knife, in the jar and on the toast. You can't tell which cause by looking, you'll change the outcom..

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