Patroclus

What is Patroclus?


1.

Achilles' boyfriend

It shouldn't be surmised from the above phrase that Achilles was gay, because he was also banging Brisseis.

In any case he was bi.

Ajax: Achilles, Hector wasted your boyfriend Patroclus, who was wearing your armor and a red garter belt. Now Hector has both your armor and the garter belt.

Achilles: What?? I told him countless times that only black garter belts are worn with armor!

Im gonna beat the shit outta that Hector dude as soon as I finish banging Brisseis.

See iliad, troy, brad pitt

2.

A tall, frosty, beverage!

Mmmmm! Nothing like a good patroclus after a long day!

Go get your own Patroclus, You tall-frosty-beverage stealer!


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