What is Patsr?
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Legendary and beloved NFL message board troll, considered a genius in many circles. Best known for his "PatsR Guarantee", PatsR is similar to a rock star on many levels. He is also referred to as the "Ambassador of Patriots Nation".
"Randy Moss will play for the New England Patriots in 2007, on that I give you my PatsR Guarantee"
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A ridiculously large muffler that dipshits use to replace the stock muffler on ugly little imports. Usually sounds like a leaf blower.
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A suitable alternative for sex while your girlfriend/wife is menstruating also known as a blow job. More specifically as a counter to a..
