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To masterbate.
Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain.
See walk the dog, spank the monkey, jerk off, jack..
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an enquiry about the possibility of shenanigans with the opposite sex
"excuse me my fair maiden, are you uo for the cup?"..
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A large, fat belly or waistline.
The only thing fatso there exercises is his lunch muscle...
