Patties

What is Patties?

A more subtle and less-obvious title for men with big boobs. Ideal when male victim is within ear-shot and you can't resist point them out.

Person: "Did you see thoes patties?!"

See man tits, man boobs, big boobs, moobs

Zoom-zoom Sized

1. A penis under four inches in length during erection. Refers to the child in the Mazda zoom-zoom commercials. I cannot give you a proper..

Half A Man

1. After a man has had a vasectomy done or when his wife controls his wallet. No point in trying, he's half a man now that he got a v..

Tooling

1. To make a fool of or mess with someone; confirming that one is a tool Me: Hi your four shirts all on top of each other with popped coll..

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