What is Patting The Piglet?
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Masturbating. The female version of the phrase "belting the hog," since a woman's clitoris is pink like a piglet and less aggression is implied in the cute alliterative phrase.
I sometimes rag on my boyfriend for how much he belts the hog, but I'd sure be embarrassed if he knew how much of my week I spend patting the piglet.
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A guy whose muscles, due to a lack of sports are reduced to lifting and shifting the mouse on their desktop. A lot of these people who t..
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an extreme whore, a prostitute
I'm going to go hit up that fuck wagon for a booty call.
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A term of disrespect, usually similar..
