What is Patting The Piglet?
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Masturbating. The female version of the phrase "belting the hog," since a woman's clitoris is pink like a piglet and less aggression is implied in the cute alliterative phrase.
I sometimes rag on my boyfriend for how much he belts the hog, but I'd sure be embarrassed if he knew how much of my week I spend patting the piglet.
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a person with cornrows on there balls
my balls are sore
why
i got cornrows down there
EW YARN BALLS!
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Someone who constantly lives in their own dilusional bubble. They always harp on about pulling "fitties" ALL the time; "r..
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A variantion on n00b.
I totally kicked your ass at that game, you're a total noobarangatang!
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