What is Patting The Piglet?
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Masturbating. The female version of the phrase "belting the hog," since a woman's clitoris is pink like a piglet and less aggression is implied in the cute alliterative phrase.
I sometimes rag on my boyfriend for how much he belts the hog, but I'd sure be embarrassed if he knew how much of my week I spend patting the piglet.
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a phrase to say when near obese fatpeople
(next to rosie o'donnel)
"yummy yummy yummy i got food in my tummy!
See fatfuck, ..
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A person whos penis is so limp, that they cant walk properly
man that Sai Prateek is needs a wheel chair or some Cialis cause he walks ..
