What is Patting The Piglet?
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Masturbating. The female version of the phrase "belting the hog," since a woman's clitoris is pink like a piglet and less aggression is implied in the cute alliterative phrase.
I sometimes rag on my boyfriend for how much he belts the hog, but I'd sure be embarrassed if he knew how much of my week I spend patting the piglet.
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When you soak cut cubes of watermelon in vodka, rum or moonshine. then eat them. Kind of like a 'lazy man's' jello-shot
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Like a Pearl Neckless but with shit.
Did you see that gabblejacker?
I loaded her coal hole then finished her with a steaming,cornfille..
