What is Patting The Piglet?
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Masturbating. The female version of the phrase "belting the hog," since a woman's clitoris is pink like a piglet and less aggression is implied in the cute alliterative phrase.
I sometimes rag on my boyfriend for how much he belts the hog, but I'd sure be embarrassed if he knew how much of my week I spend patting the piglet.
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An automobile owned and or operated by a douchebag. See BMW
I got cut off by a douche raft while driving in downtown and nearly wrecked..
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*does mannerism* is a common reply for anything pointless or plain stupid.
The mannerism its self looks like a shrug with both hands fa..
