Pattle

What is Pattle?


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One who used to have hair like a sheep, a proper mullet. Can't sit still at all, has to bob his head, swing on his chair, and throw stuff- all at the same time. Says freakishly random stuff constantly. Once owned a baby made of chips. Wears ballgowns to the cinema. Has a very unfortunate middle name, but a massive wank arm with a lovely name so s'all good. Often makes situations hilariously awkward. Dorky but cool, gets nosebleeds in the shower. He's one of those poeple you can't help but love. A proper ledge.

Sam: Whoa! Look at that seriously cool guy!

Molly: Dude, that's Pattle.

See pattle, sheep, nosebleed, dorky, philip


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