Paul Blart

What is Paul Blart?

A variation on the blumpkinwherein a man performs oral sex on a woman while she is sitting on a toilet taking a shit.

"Why does Roger seem so down today?"

"Well, I guess last night Sheryl asked him to give her a Paul Blart."

"Dude, that's disgusting... did he actually do it?"

"Yeah, he really does love her... I guess afterwards he threw up in the sink. He says he can't get the smell out of his mind... it's haunting him."

See blumpkin, eating out, cleveland steamer, blowjob

Mother Eff

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Gimme Da Head

1. to recieve oral to genital sex, Fellatio, Cunnilingus, oral sex. Man fuck dat bitch she ain't tryna GIMME DA HEAD...

Metaphore

1. comparing something without using like or as,dumbasses She was bigger than a cow!!Fattie Now thats a metaphore See simile, fat, cow, b..

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