Paul Blart

What is Paul Blart?

A variation on the blumpkinwherein a man performs oral sex on a woman while she is sitting on a toilet taking a shit.

"Why does Roger seem so down today?"

"Well, I guess last night Sheryl asked him to give her a Paul Blart."

"Dude, that's disgusting... did he actually do it?"

"Yeah, he really does love her... I guess afterwards he threw up in the sink. He says he can't get the smell out of his mind... it's haunting him."

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Quimbledon Final

1. A competition between two men over one woman. Sometimes involves a dance/rap/badinage off. Out in your local nightclub Guy A (Roddick) ..

Unke

1. when one straps a dildo to their head and starts pretending to be a woodpecker JEREMY! What are you doing? im being an unke. oh well it..

Chicken Brickin'

1. You'll need a live chicken and two bricks. First, fuck the chicken, then, while still mounted, take the two bricks and smash the ch..

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