Paul Blart

What is Paul Blart?

A variation on the blumpkinwherein a man performs oral sex on a woman while she is sitting on a toilet taking a shit.

"Why does Roger seem so down today?"

"Well, I guess last night Sheryl asked him to give her a Paul Blart."

"Dude, that's disgusting... did he actually do it?"

"Yeah, he really does love her... I guess afterwards he threw up in the sink. He says he can't get the smell out of his mind... it's haunting him."

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Zeldapower

1. The best Zelda message forum ever. Sometimes called ZP. Mike: Hey you go on ZeldaPower? Rebecca: Yeah, it's awesome...

Guess Who

1. when a male inserts his penis into a womans anal crevice, then pulls out for a second while his friend that was hiding goes back in. qui..

Quamtastic

1. Something that is orgasmically good. "That shit I just had was totally quamtastic" See quam, spunk, excellent, super, great ..

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