Paul Blart

What is Paul Blart?

A variation on the blumpkinwherein a man performs oral sex on a woman while she is sitting on a toilet taking a shit.

"Why does Roger seem so down today?"

"Well, I guess last night Sheryl asked him to give her a Paul Blart."

"Dude, that's disgusting... did he actually do it?"

"Yeah, he really does love her... I guess afterwards he threw up in the sink. He says he can't get the smell out of his mind... it's haunting him."

See blumpkin, eating out, cleveland steamer, blowjob

Zoohead

1. Someone who is addicted to the zoo.. Erica Dreher is such a zoohead, those penguins lure her in every time.. See zooey, zoo..

Anti-humanity

1. adjective: To have a intense and extreme hate towards the human species. When someone hates or despises the human species (not persona..

Breakfast Bomb

1. Syrup in a shotglass dropped into milk and chugged to get the day started. Son, I'm tired... go fill up the shot glass with da siz..

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