Paul Blart

What is Paul Blart?


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A variation on the blumpkinwherein a man performs oral sex on a woman while she is sitting on a toilet taking a shit.

"Why does Roger seem so down today?"

"Well, I guess last night Sheryl asked him to give her a Paul Blart."

"Dude, that's disgusting... did he actually do it?"

"Yeah, he really does love her... I guess afterwards he threw up in the sink. He says he can't get the smell out of his mind... it's haunting him."

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