Paul Blart

What is Paul Blart?

A variation on the blumpkinwherein a man performs oral sex on a woman while she is sitting on a toilet taking a shit.

"Why does Roger seem so down today?"

"Well, I guess last night Sheryl asked him to give her a Paul Blart."

"Dude, that's disgusting... did he actually do it?"

"Yeah, he really does love her... I guess afterwards he threw up in the sink. He says he can't get the smell out of his mind... it's haunting him."

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3800 Series 2

1. The engine used in the 98-02 F-Body (Camaro and Firebird) and other pontiacs and buicks back in the day. It was at one time on Wards bes..

Un-food

1. vomit, especially of food you've just eaten something that is de-eaten Don't go in there. She puked. That's a whole lot..

Zooing

1. (1.) verb - The act of patronizing a zoo or marine park. (1.) "What did you do in Milwaukee?" "We went to the muse..

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