Paul Blart

What is Paul Blart?

A variation on the blumpkinwherein a man performs oral sex on a woman while she is sitting on a toilet taking a shit.

"Why does Roger seem so down today?"

"Well, I guess last night Sheryl asked him to give her a Paul Blart."

"Dude, that's disgusting... did he actually do it?"

"Yeah, he really does love her... I guess afterwards he threw up in the sink. He says he can't get the smell out of his mind... it's haunting him."

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Urinal Fucker

1. When a male with a disease known as small penisitis has to use a urinal and instead of choosing the "adult" urinal, uses the &..

W.i.m.p

1. W.I.M.P = Wigga In Management Position my boss"Hey yo wuhss goood my fellow white Boi" Me (baby face)"aint nothing W.I...

Negroats

1. Black goats that are often discriminated against. They have sperate slaughterhouses, so the white goat meat won't get dirty. "..

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