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When a yard is full of lawn knoms and pink flamingos etc.
Wow! Look at that yarmeramis...
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immaculate infection getting an STD while swearing you are a virgin, never having sex before.
I must have got that herpes from a toilet..
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the time the dude takes to respond to texts.
"his hollaback period is usually 3 minutes, don't freak out, its only been 2 min..
