Paul Revere

What is Paul Revere?


1.

A sexual practice in which one lights a lantern and inserts it into the vaginal cavity of a female. The vaginal lips are then parted when the menstrual cycle begins, shining a light onto an otherwise dark room as a sign of warning against the "Red Coats".

Yeah, I guess i should have guessed that I'd get a bad case of blood-cock when she gave me the Paul Revere.

See period, awkward sex

2.

to fuck a girl in the ass while recieving a piggy back from your woman.

"kelsi was bein a bitch last night so i forced her into the paul revere"

See mall, wall, crawl, steer, mere

3.

v. - To slap a woman on the face with your dick, while wearing a small camp lantern on your cockhead, then yelling "The British Are Coming!" See also - Mushroom Slap

Jenna was giving me a shitty blowjob, so i put on the lantern and Paul Revered her ugly face

See blowjob, mushroom slap, cockslap, shroom slap, cockhead


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