What is Paulie?
1.
The end result of a co-worker spraying the back of the toliet bowl with liquid shit. The spray trajectory is usually considered not humanly possible.
Man, who did a Paulie in the Executive crapper? You should see the spray of shit on the back of the bowl.
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2.
An adjective used to describe someone who's 'smalltime'(1), someone who's small in stature(2) or something that's small in dimension(3).
(1)He's a paulie pimp/dopedealer.
(2)Joe the baker is a real fat paulie.
(3)A paulie slice of pizza.
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3.
1. A water-logged buffalo, usually found near a water cooler during a football game.
2. Occasionally found with pants around his ancles fucking fat chicks.
3. Regualrly is set up on dates with men by their grandmothers.
1. Coach: "Hey Paulie! What're you doing over there? Look at you, you're already water-logged, you buffalo! Didn't I tell you to stay away from the water cooler during football games!?!"
2. Don't ask... we have pictures...
3. Old Woman: "Maybe he's not interrested in helping me... I should set him up with my grandson... great match!!!"
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4.
To "take a Paulie" is another way of stating you need to "take a shit".
Or;
A "Paulie" can also be described as a large unbroken shit log. A particular shit log, with such heavy mass, that after the first flush still has the tenacity not go down the S-bend.
Named after an infamous basketball coach that was known for his extremely poor, or shitty, coaching ability.
"Dude, I had too many taco's, I need to go to the toilet and drop a huge Paulie"
Alternatively;
"Hey, who forgot to flush?"
"I did flush"
"Oh really? Wow, nice Paulie..."
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