Paulson

What is Paulson?


1.

Verb, transitive. TO fiscally ass-rape the taxpaying public at the behest of your old investment banking pals.

Benny: Dude! You TOTALLY Paulsoned them!

Hank: Word, homes! Hanky ain't gonna have to worry bout nothin' once this gig at Treasury is up in January! Smell the pwnage!!

See bailout, fiat, whores

2.

a guy who may also go by the name of jeffery paulson michaels. loves alexis texas and top ten status. enjoys muscle titties and huge asses. he also thinks that his french teacher is beautiful ;]

LMFAO you already know Paulson

See paulson, pp, jeff, stalker

3.

Son of Paul

Hey it's Paulson! Isn't he Paul's kid?

See paul, son, dude, guy, man

4.

A five piece rock group known for fucking human sized spiders in supermarkets. They're also known for making fourteen year old girls cream their pants in hollister stores nationwide.

OMG i was like totally buying this cute polo in hollister with my bff when Paulson came on and i like almost ruined my distressed jeans because they make me so wet.

See paulson, sexxxy, emo, indie, rock, banana clip


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