What is Pavan?
1.
A group of people is ridiculed and humiliated as a whole in public by a member of the group who makes ridiculous or humiliating remarks or questions to a person interacting with the group.
Usually this results in a long silence because the person addressed doesn't know what to answer while everybody else in the group tries to shrink and disappear.
The offender is addressed by the group as:
1. a "Pavan"
2. or told "You just pulled a Pavan"
while the outsider can be addressed with:
2."You have just been pavanized".
People pulling a "Pavan" usually do not cause this unease intentionally but rather act this way due to a lack of social filtering or over-confidence.
A common example is restaurants. The "Pavan" ask the waiter/waitress:
1. "Bring me all your fruit!" (with over-confidence, shaking a fist)
2. "Are you a native?"
3. "Would you drink a beer with us now if we invited you?". (drinking while working?)
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2.
Anal sex from the wheelbarrow position. The person receiving the Pavan must be passed out.
He gave her the pavan last night.
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3.
An aggressive though quiet species. When handling these species you should be very careful because they kick and punch rather hard. They like punching and kicking the air in public, i.e on Train Stations, while walking. You do not know when a Pavan is going to strike. They try to keep their cool 24/7 but when you least expect it one might be right behind ready to strike! Though Pavans have rather obedient natures so therefore are easy to train.They are intelligent in several areas mainly Science and Math. Their mothers are exceptional cooks, which explains the reason why Nigels and Deveshs like to steal Pavans food all the time. They breed extremely fast in summer in sewers. One Pavan is going to shoot me after this...
Gurpearl: Hey Pavan! Hows it goin- *BAMM*
Pavan: Bamm! and Gurpeal is gone!
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4.
Indian name meaning "Wind"
That guy's name is Pavan.
5.
love to speight and big game hunt
that big game hunter over there speighting is pavan
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6.
A really gay kid who lives in virginia. He thinks hes gangsta, and once smoked grass. Really, it was grass. But seriously, hes so hardcore gangsta he once got shot in the face in paintball and cried for hours. Uses axe india brand so he can keep smelling like his home country. Or he just never showers. Take your pick. Says he plays football, but was photographed handing out water and getting beat up by the defensive line.
That pavan kid is so hardcore gangsta, he once ran because he saw a black kid.
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