What is Paved?
1.
so drunk/drugged up you end up passed out on the floor
"I just wanna get totally paved tonight."
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2.
To get dissed, to get salted.
Dude you just got paved!
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3.
1) Said to you when you lose a physical/verbal fight.
2) Being made fun of
3) another word for beign "owned" or "served"
"Dude I so jsut paved you!"
"Jesus Fuck man, you got me good!"