Pavel

What is Pavel?


1.

noun. word to describe a male with high sexual overtones, high intelligence, and low tolerance for idiots.

Oh dear, he's pulled a pavel.

See robotics, soviet russia, horny, laptop

2.

To have or put shit on ones upper lip.

1) After I pulled my penis out of her butt I gave her a Pavel.

2) This Pavel is making everything smell like ass in here!

See poop, dirty, pavel, shit

3.

The dictator of Ugoslavia that came close to dominating the entire planet during the war of 1977, where Ugoslavia took over every country ever, then the U.N. called them "Gayoslavia" and they all got really upset and disbanded and now it's not even a country anymore.

Pavel was the dictator of Ugoslavia that came close to dominating the entire planet during the war of 1977, where Ugoslavia took over every country ever, then the U.N. called them "Gayoslavia" and they all got really upset and disbanded and now it's not even a country anymore.

See pavel, please, like, me

4.

The dictator of Ugoslavia that came close to dominating the entire planet during the war of 1977, where Ugoslavia took over every country ever, then the U.N. called them "Gayoslavia" and they all got really upset and disbanded and now it's not even a country anymore.

Pavel was the dictator of Ugoslavia that came close to dominating the entire planet during the war of 1977, where Ugoslavia took over every country ever, then the U.N. called them "Gayoslavia" and they all got really upset and disbanded and now it's not even a country anymore.

See pavel, war

5.

A pseudo east european way of saying can i visit a prostitute, it is code for saying i wanna sleep with ur ten year old child (on a bus or go alphresco) in some countries..

person 1:excuse me can i order a pavel with some side cheese...

person 2: we do not serve that here you will have to go to country A for that..we only serve children here..

person 3: I want anus of cat..yeah you know where to get that k?

See allah, pavel, nyob, prostitute, fucking hoe

6.

PAVEL

A PAVEL IS AN INDIVIDUAL WHO MAKES FALSE ACCUSATIONS,PRAYS TO FALSE GODS , LIKES TO WATCH PORN AND STUFF :O) , ORDER TAKE OUT :O) , AND GENERALLY ACT LIKE A STUFFED ANAL RETENTIVE HAS A SPANISH ACCENT...ALSO LIKES TO COLLECT STDS, BUT COMPLETELY FREAKS OUT IF HIS GF IS NOT A VIRGIN AS HE BELIEVES IT WILL EARN HIM A PLACE BESIDE THE BOXER MUHAMMED ALI

PAVEL HAS STDS BUT LIKES TO MACK ON TO VIRGIN GUYS

MOHAMMED WILL EARN HIM A PLACE IN HEAVEN!!

See std

7.

Word to describe an abraisive or obnoxious member of the male sex, often loud and rude, as well as having a low tolerance for any sort of failure save his own, and never hesitant to rub the sligtest slip up in your or anyone elses face. A "Pavel" is often quite loud, and openly diascusses uncomfortable or inappropriate subjects and topics at the top of his voice, completely heedless of the reactions and atmosphere this produces. While often popular among similarly engendered people (other guys or highly masculine women) a pavel will tend to flatly piss off those of a more feminine persuasion, or anyone not laughing with him at a given moment.

"God, Mark is such a <i>pavel</i>. He just came over and groped my ass then ran away hooting!"

See pavel, obnoxious, sex, broccoli, male, orgasm


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