Pavement Oyster

What is Pavement Oyster?

Human gonads for culinary use.

When the chimp escaped, Dad's pavement oysters were served to the zoo.

See pavement, oyster, oysters, human, testicles, balls, gonads, chimp, jewels, nuts, chef, salty, isaac hayes

When one caughs up chest phlegm and deposits it on the ground, by way of spitting.

"Mind your step, there's a pavement oyster!"

See spit, lugie, golly, phlegm

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