Pavement Surfing

What is Pavement Surfing?

You trip, you hurtle towards the ground, you skid over 25 yards on your face, you're pavement surfing, dude.

person 1: Where'd you get the gravel rash?

person 2: drank 352 double vodkas and surfed the pavement.

Goom

1. One excelling in stupidity Jeff was giving his dog a chocolate tea bag bandit mask when it bit his nuts off - what a fucking goom. See..

Yoblud

1. a rudeboy, gangster type person - dislikeable, lil wannabes "oh god, ther's a yoblud headin our way" See Charlie..

Kick Fuck

1. find the loosest girl you can. Then you repeatedly kick a girl in the cunt in order to make. her. cum. so i went up stairs and she was ..

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