Pavement Surfing

What is Pavement Surfing?

You trip, you hurtle towards the ground, you skid over 25 yards on your face, you're pavement surfing, dude.

person 1: Where'd you get the gravel rash?

person 2: drank 352 double vodkas and surfed the pavement.

Ass-splosion

1. Noun: When you have explosive diarrhea. As I walked to school I had an ass-splosion, splattering my friends with crap. See diarrhea..

Jo'butterfly

1. A disney, pink haired, failing geography cswk, mud mask wearing emosapien. Often Sarahs muse. ex: Woah! check out that Jo'Butterfl..

Chocolate Chunk

1. A blurby, sloshy, fat pooperon a chick. The type of woman that has this affliction is usually wearing mulesor some other slip-on type fo..

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