Pavement Surfing

What is Pavement Surfing?


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You trip, you hurtle towards the ground, you skid over 25 yards on your face, you're pavement surfing, dude.

person 1: Where'd you get the gravel rash?

person 2: drank 352 double vodkas and surfed the pavement.


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