Pavement Surfing

What is Pavement Surfing?

You trip, you hurtle towards the ground, you skid over 25 yards on your face, you're pavement surfing, dude.

person 1: Where'd you get the gravel rash?

person 2: drank 352 double vodkas and surfed the pavement.

Mrmollusk

1. One person who has mastered the mollusk skillz. The wise MrMollusk is always right! See mollusk, mister, snail..

Extra Wieners

1. when there is a superfluous amount of pork swords Whoa, whoa one at a time! I've got no use for your extra wieners. See cocks, w..

Im A Call You Back

1. A figure of speech, on the average, meaning: 1. I'm gonna blow you off. 2. I'm gonna ignore you. This is mainly derived fro..

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