Pavement Surfing

What is Pavement Surfing?

You trip, you hurtle towards the ground, you skid over 25 yards on your face, you're pavement surfing, dude.

person 1: Where'd you get the gravel rash?

person 2: drank 352 double vodkas and surfed the pavement.

Ron Boneits

1. When your having an alcoholic drink and someone comes up and tries to fuck you in the ass without permission. Damn it, Ron Boneits trie..

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Untrue

1. Similar in usage to unreal. Something that is extreme in a (usually) positive way. LaDonna got so much junk in the trunk it is untrue...

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