Pavement Surfing

What is Pavement Surfing?

You trip, you hurtle towards the ground, you skid over 25 yards on your face, you're pavement surfing, dude.

person 1: Where'd you get the gravel rash?

person 2: drank 352 double vodkas and surfed the pavement.

Laughity

1. a word that substitute the word laugh. Rubs it in more to the person your saying it to. That's not funny. Yes it is, laughity lau..

Dick-posting

1. Composing a blog entry out of popular blog topics to get a higher read count. My visitor rate is dwindling. I am feeling like dick-pos..

Negroceries

1. (n.) Barely ediblefoodstuffs consisting primarily of discarded meat from the plantation, such as pig’s feet, beef tongue or tail, ham ho..

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