Pavement Surfing

What is Pavement Surfing?

You trip, you hurtle towards the ground, you skid over 25 yards on your face, you're pavement surfing, dude.

person 1: Where'd you get the gravel rash?

person 2: drank 352 double vodkas and surfed the pavement.

Nomfb

1. Acronym - None of my fucking business. Listen to me its NOMFB I don't want to know OK. See mind, business, own, fuck, tucker..

Lock That Shit Down

1. To take control of situation. To get in charge of something. Lock That Shit Down can be used to describe taking control of the situatio..

Jossing

1. A variation of "joshing", to joke. Used on a title card in the silent film "Hollywood the Unusual" (c.1927) We wer..

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