Pavement Surfing

What is Pavement Surfing?

You trip, you hurtle towards the ground, you skid over 25 yards on your face, you're pavement surfing, dude.

person 1: Where'd you get the gravel rash?

person 2: drank 352 double vodkas and surfed the pavement.

Goryanced

1. to be reemed in the ass so hard that it turns permanently purple. Yeah, he did a stint up in County...they really goryanced him bad ove..

Gorzuki

1. The generic name for anyone who follows the dogma of Al Gore and David Suzuki and their collective preaching of the single sided opinion..

Pelican Brief

1. When you are getting a Blow Joband the girl also takes your balls and at the same time sticks her tongue up your ass. You would have th..

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