Pavement Surfing

What is Pavement Surfing?

You trip, you hurtle towards the ground, you skid over 25 yards on your face, you're pavement surfing, dude.

person 1: Where'd you get the gravel rash?

person 2: drank 352 double vodkas and surfed the pavement.

Up Jack

1. An "up jack" is when you ejaculate into your own face and rub the semen into your nostrils. You can up jack someone else by g..

Yuletide Log

1. a males genitals **That bitch told me her hands were cold, so i let her warm them up on my yuletide log** See cock, dick, abe lincoln,..

Akira Toriyama's Other Works Besides The Db Series

1. Things that no one in the US knows about, since so many pathetic fanboys are obsessed with DBZ. DBZ fanboy: OMG, DBZ is teh coolest!! ..

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