Pavement Surfing

What is Pavement Surfing?

You trip, you hurtle towards the ground, you skid over 25 yards on your face, you're pavement surfing, dude.

person 1: Where'd you get the gravel rash?

person 2: drank 352 double vodkas and surfed the pavement.

Second Hand Songs

1. The muffled noise you hear when the guy next to you has his mp3 turned up to high. I was stuck listening to second hand songs from 50 c..

Zaske

1. DA MAN!! Video gams are zaske See lopez, cock, tart cart, retard roller..

Ernst & Young

1. Short version: E&Y Audit sweatshop. I worked 80 hours for E&Y last week, but apparently I was underutilized relative to my pee..

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