Pavement Surfing

What is Pavement Surfing?

You trip, you hurtle towards the ground, you skid over 25 yards on your face, you're pavement surfing, dude.

person 1: Where'd you get the gravel rash?

person 2: drank 352 double vodkas and surfed the pavement.

Flapidagious

1. Describing the floppyness of an uncircumcised penis. Girl: Your walking funny. Guy: It's my penis. It's so flapidagious toda..

Zinkel

1. A large or unordinary large body part. 1. Dang that is a large zinkel 2. That guy has a zinkel See body, nasty, dan, fuz..

Beligerant Turd

1. a term used to decrube the utter arse hole EG all of these words rolled ito one. you beligerant turd= you fucking homo cunt ass shit he..

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