Pavement Surfing

What is Pavement Surfing?

You trip, you hurtle towards the ground, you skid over 25 yards on your face, you're pavement surfing, dude.

person 1: Where'd you get the gravel rash?

person 2: drank 352 double vodkas and surfed the pavement.

Kayshe

1. n. "K - she." Radio station in St. Louis. Kayshe (person) a light bulb headed alien. IT likes Jbis Jbitdoh. Also known as K..

Pasties

1. glue-on nipple patches with or without tassles. some peole may consider tape patches over nipples as pasties, but that's debatable..

Suicide Shitter

1. When a terrorist is about to set off a suicide bomb in the middle of a Middle Eastern market and shits himself before he can set off the..

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