Pavement Testimony

What is Pavement Testimony?

That fine piece of oratory that can be delivered only by one who has had a pint.

The expression of one's drunkenness through the medium of regurgitation.

Luke: So how was Quinn's birthday? Did he get lashed?

Fred: Hell yeah, he REALLY had a pint- he'd given his Pavement Testimony by half ten!

See puke, technicolour yawn, barf, spew, vom, throw up, chunder, hurl, blow chunks, ralph, retch, heave

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