Pavement Testimony

What is Pavement Testimony?

That fine piece of oratory that can be delivered only by one who has had a pint.

The expression of one's drunkenness through the medium of regurgitation.

Luke: So how was Quinn's birthday? Did he get lashed?

Fred: Hell yeah, he REALLY had a pint- he'd given his Pavement Testimony by half ten!

See puke, technicolour yawn, barf, spew, vom, throw up, chunder, hurl, blow chunks, ralph, retch, heave

I Want You In The Worst Way

1. standing up in a hammock think about it, someones gonna get hurt 2. standing up, and with a hammer. from a show seen at the lanea fe..

Bitbucket

1. Where electronic or digital data goes when it is lost or deleted. Derives from bit, meaning a unit of information, with bucket implying..

Quarterling

1. The offspring of a Halflingand a Human; those who are half-halfling. Despite the name, Quarterlings are in fact taller than Halflings. ..

Pavement Testimony Edit Meaning