What is P'awkward?
(adj) A conjunction of the descriptive words "pudgy" and "awkward," coined by comedian Mike Birbiglia. He came up with this after someone who attended one of his shows said they enjoyed it, but that he was "pudgy and awkward."
"This is why I'm pudgy, this is why I'm awkward. This is why, this is why, this is why I'm p'awkward." -Mike Birbiglia