Pawnch

What is Pawnch?


1.

A totally uselessly over the top punch that could only hit a blind and deaf or incredibly stupid person because anyone would see the punch coming because of the ridiculously long wind up and/or hear you yell whatever punch related prefix you have to yell at the top of your lungs while winding up before yelling the final "PAWNCH!!!" as you thrust your fist forward at your unfortunate and stupid target.

Operative Badger: "FALCON..."

Blind-Deaf Idiot: *stares at sky*

Operative Badger: "PAWNCH!!!!!"

Blind-Deaf Idiot: *explodes*

See punch, overkill, lolpwn, pwn, pwnsauce, pwnwaffle, roflpwn

2.

v. A very powerful punch; usually used against Jeep vehicles and dinosaurs.

"Chaz just totallyed PAWNCHED that triceratops."

See Jeff

3.

an epic super power punch

FALCON PAWNCH

See punch, pawnch, captain, falcon, epic, 1337, hax


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