Paxtoning

What is Paxtoning?


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Someone who comes to your home uninvited, only to have them fall asleep randomly during odd times. For example while playing a board game, watching a movie, watching a movie in a movie theater, during a conversation, during a five minute drive to an IHOP, while looking up superdickery, while eating a sandwich, while on the toilet, so much so that you can play ring toss on a cup on his head.

Their sleeping is so bad that trying to wake them becomes impossible and results in literally throwing them out the door.

Wow my uncle Dick is always coming over, and paxtoning on me.

See freeloader, douche


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