What is Payam?
1.
A sophisticated Persian/Iranian (whichever you prefer) name derived from the farsi word 'payamvar' which essentially means 'prophet' in English. Payams are often the center of attention and do extraordinary things which usually end up getting hated on.
Payams tend to not give a motherfuck.
some dink: "I can't believe you did that, Payam."
a Payam: " *Sigh* ....and how long have we known each other now?"
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2.
A weird looking Iranian faggot who really gets on your nerves. In general, you can christen and little bitch who gets on your nerves "payam" and it'll be quite appropriate.
Stop it! I said NO! Put it down! That's right- I'm talking to you! God, stupid payam!
3.
a really fucking hairy Iranian
Payam, you hairy fucking Iranian
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