Paycheck

What is Paycheck?


1.

n. money with your name on it that comes on the 15th of every month. also, a card countingmnenomic for a true count of +15 in blackjack, meaning it's time to bet the mortgage.

herbs: just got my paycheck.

slavin: ain't that money?

See pay, check, wage, money

2.

A check that you get at the end of working 300 hours at a dead-end job only to come home to your inflatable Antonio Banderas love doll.

Hey Antonio! I got my paycheck today, so we can finally get that thong you've been wanting!

3.

A child. Comes from the tendency of poor women to have children out of wedlock, to supplement their income by forcing the fathers to pay child support for the next eighteen years.

"Hey Mary, I don't want to be rude, but have you gained some weight?"

"Not at all John, just another paycheck on the way."

See Veen

4.

1de used over the phone with your dealer to check if hes got any in.

1.you:hey man you got your check today?

Dealer:yeah, why?

You:I need ta borrow $50.

Dealer:sure come get it

5.

Some of the best things in life are mistakes.

That paycheck did me a favour.

A lesson learned.

See soulmate

6.

The ejaculate of a male

Man, I was banging this nasty bitch and gave her my paycheck on her tits!


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