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The act of lovingly slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis.
Man, the bitch wouldn't shut up last nigh..
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A bald eagle-lookalike with no talent in either commercials or tv shows. Still lives in the "glory days" of his playing career..
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Attempting to quote from memory a short, famous passage or pledge in front of lots of (millions of) people and screwing it up royally.
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