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When a woman gets her snatch pursed.
The first five pages of LA Weekly are all ads for Vaginal Rejuvenation.
See vagina, plastic surge..
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Little creatures that live in your butt who come out at night to steal or hide things on you.
The ass goblins stole my Anthropology pap..
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When you've been satisfied with the copious amounts of porn you've viewed, and done with all your blogging, you get this stran..