P'd Edit Meaning

1. Douche your muffin Is that stank coming from you? DYM, put a tic-tac up in there or something! See acronym, female, smell, vagina, pu..

1. An extremely thick cock That dude has a real ass splitter--He stretched my hole to the max! See cock, dick, thick, huge, wide..

1. 1. An extremely painful condition often caused by putting hands on penis (during urination, etc.) after chopping up raw jalapeño peppers..