What is P.d.s?
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1. Pearl District Sluts. A term refering to the money grubbing women who flock to the Pearl District of Portland, OR from their homes in Gresham, Beaverton, Hillsburro, Oregon City, Vancouver, etc... In hopes of securing a "sugar daddy" by the creative display of their new TJ Max outfit, bottle blonde hair, and the amazingly frequent use of the word "totally."
2. This term can also refer to a woman who has reached sucess in the goals of definiton 1, and who now lives with the aforementioned sugar daddy IN the Peral District. She now wears Gucci outfits, drives a SL500 Benz, and uses much higher grade bleach to achieve the same bottle blonde look. She is still a P.D.S at this point, it is a lifelong branding... There is no escape.
"Hey man, wanna go to H***** or P****** or A*** or O** and hit on some P.D.S? I just got some shiney shoes, we can pull this off. Lets pretend to be rich and give them a taste of their own medicine!"
"No dude, thats fucking weak, we should go meet some women with real substance to their character who are'nt so petty, fickle and materialistic... Put on your sneakers and lets go hang out at The L** B**** or something instead."
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