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Cue the latest innovation: dual-video porn, which pits two YouTube-style videos head to head, giving each your partial, divided attentio..
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A girl that is into roadfags because she can talk to them about bikes and clothes while they shave their legs together, etc.
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When you are folding someone's laundry, and you shit in their pants pockets.
I was so mad that I gave her an Italian hot pocket!
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