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A pointless new way of saying Laptop. Used when your laptop is acting slow, or "slutty", hence the lap-dance reference!
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a zumzizeroo is a semi aquatic semi flammable mammal with large ears, and huge fangs that spurt acid whchi it uses to catch its prey whi..
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An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.
Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your n..