What is Pearl Clutcher?
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An uptight person, usually but not always female, usually but not always of conservative mores, who reacts with shock, feigned or otherwise, at other people's violations of decorum, propriety, morality, and so forth.
Someone got up at the PTA meeting and suggested the school hand out condoms to teenagers. The pearl clutchers in the audience nearly went into cardiac arrest.
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to be constipated when on vacation.
"Dude - after a week of Vegas buffets, I cant belive that you still have vacastipation!"
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a Jesus inspired, pimp (modern use) empiphany
after travelling home with a friend, I had a jepimphany of how Jesus had drawn me to Him ..