Pearl Earring

What is Pearl Earring?


1.

When a woman who you have no interest in ever seeing again is giving you oral sex, and you pull it out, turn her head, and release right into her ear.

I didn't want to tell her that she was too ugly for me to bone, so I let her down getnly by giving her a pearl earring.

2.

when your lying next to your old lady after she falls asleep on a nite she denies you some trim. you yank your pud and let loose in her ear, as the load runs down her earlobe and just starts to drip off, damn! looks like a pearl earring

thats my own creation. my wife hates me.

See danny


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