Pearl Earrings

What is Pearl Earrings?


1.

when a man releases his seed upon a female counterpart and, with the proper aim and well-timed loads, can shoot semen upon the bottom of the woman's ears, and have them drip down so as to resemble pearl earrings

"Dude, I gave Molly a set of pearl earrings so amazing I had to take a photo of them- check it out."

"Yeah man, totally incredible."

See pearl necklace, white dragon, abe lincoln, dirty sanchez, arabian goggles


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