Pearl Eye Patch

What is Pearl Eye Patch?

Derived from pearl necklaceA load of ejaculate shot on the face of a supine person that pools over only one eye. see also pearl monocle

After receiving the pearl eye patch, she was angry that I made pirate noises and didn't have any Visine.

See pearl necklace, pearl monocle, facials

Dirty Slurpie

1. When a guy cums someone up the ass and sucks their cum out with a straw. Francesco dirty slurpied Daneen. See cum, assmuncher, rimjob,..

I'm So Poor

1. A phrase that Jeff says in a whiny tone expressing his poverty Aaron: Get this new gadget! Jeff: But I'm so poooooooooorrrrrrrrr!..

Im Soo Sorry<3

1. Was said in a suicide note by some Emo kid on MySpace. It's a fad right now, and surely will be used in a lot of jokes. myspace/jl..

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