Pearl Eye Patch

What is Pearl Eye Patch?


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Derived from pearl necklaceA load of ejaculate shot on the face of a supine person that pools over only one eye. see also pearl monocle

After receiving the pearl eye patch, she was angry that I made pirate noises and didn't have any Visine.

See pearl necklace, pearl monocle, facials


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