What is Pearl Fabric?
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any piece of material, be it a cloth or tissue, that you ejaculate onto and then forget to put in the bin. it becomes true pearl fabric when someone else mistakes it for a clean cloth and wipes their face with it
Macca: Damn the weather is really hot outside
Red: For shizzle, i need to wipe all this sweat off my face, mind if i use this towel?
Macca: Yeah, should be safe
Red: Damn this towel stinks
Macca: Yes, thats the smell of pearl fabric!
Red: Oh fuck you Macca, not again
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