Pearl G-string

What is Pearl G-string?


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A skilled way of performing the fine art of creampie. When you pull out, you have to massage your pearl babies up and down (i.e. from clit to crack). When finished, a pearl string bikini can look really nice with a pearl necklace to match.

Joe: Wanna go to the beach?

Ashley: Yeah sure, but I don't have anything to wear.

Joe: Oh don't worry about it, I can make you a pearl tubetop and a matching pearl g-string in no time.

**Joe & Ashley later got kicked off the beach when her pearl 2-top bikini was spotted by lifeguards.**


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