Pearl Harbored Edit Meaning

1.

When one person of asian ethnicity invites several of his asian friends to a party, who in turn invite several more asians, creating a mass of asians (much like extreme elimination challenge) who invade the party, taking it over and making all the non-asian guests quite uncomfortable.

Guy 1: Dude what was with all the asians at that party last night?

Guy 2: We shouldn't have invited Alex, he Pearl Harbored the fuck out of that party.

See asian, party, extreme, challenge

2.

To have been the victim of a sneak attack.

Jimmy so Pearl Harbored Paul when he hit him upside the head from behind.

See jumped, beat-up, thumped, beat-down, pounded

3.

v.

Kind of like being punk'd, only by a bunch of humorless rich white old guys with some kind of sinister geopolitical master plan.

Term reffers to the Machiavellian bait-and-switch game played by the Bush neocons whereby the 9/11attacks were linked to Iraq.

The term 'Pearl Harbored' itself alludes to a comment made by the neocon think-tank PNAC in their manifesto 'Rebuilding America's Defenses', which suggests that nothing less than "A new Pearl Harbor" would be nessecary to garner support for any further actions in Iraq.

This was written well before the tragic events of 9/11.

Author's note: I'm not accusing the Bush administration of actually carrying out 9/11 to establish a pretext for war that the public would support. I merely think this is a very chilling coincidence.

"The PNAC website should be required reading for all Americans who supported the war, so they can learn how they got totally Pearl Harbored"

"Duuude, you still think things are going great in Iraq?

You got totally Pearl Harbored by those PNAC fuckers"

See bush, pnac, republican, conservative, iraq, neocon, evil empire

4.

Means a sneak or suprise(by liberals) attack

I said I would go out with her but I got Pearl Harbored by all off her lesbian friends when I got there

See surprise, sneak, unfair, cruel