Pearl Lemons

What is Pearl Lemons?


1.

When you let your dog out of the house for 15 minutes, and in that 15 minute window it gets gang banged by every dog in the neighborhood. And it likes every second of it.

"How's your dog doing?

-Well I let her out of the house the other day and she turned into a Pearl Lemons. Now she's gonna have a litter of puppies"

See dog, slut, puppies, dishrag


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