Pearl Monocle

What is Pearl Monocle?

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When a load of ejaculate is shot into only one eye of a recipient, and then dribbles down the face. The likely results of sitting up after recieving a pearl eye patch.

After I gave her the old pearl monocle she looked a little like that guy from monopoly.

See pearl monocle, pearl necklace, facials
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