What is Pearl Nutcracker?
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When the female oral sexes her partner and punches him on the nuts at the point of climax causing his semen to fly in all directions.
John: "omg i'm about to cum"
Jane: "bring it home to me baby"
**John brings, then Jane punches**
John:"AAAAAARRGGHH what was that!?!?!"
Jane:" the pearl nutcracker"
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The act of bending down to peek between one's thighs and catch a glimpse of a bowel-baby before sending it off into the world.
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An excessive concentration of something.
Damn this coffee is strong enough to cause instadeath.
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