Pearl Nutcracker

What is Pearl Nutcracker?


1.

When the female oral sexes her partner and punches him on the nuts at the point of climax causing his semen to fly in all directions.

John: "omg i'm about to cum"

Jane: "bring it home to me baby"

**John brings, then Jane punches**

John:"AAAAAARRGGHH what was that!?!?!"

Jane:" the pearl nutcracker"

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