Pearl Nutcracker

What is Pearl Nutcracker?


1.

When the female oral sexes her partner and punches him on the nuts at the point of climax causing his semen to fly in all directions.

John: "omg i'm about to cum"

Jane: "bring it home to me baby"

**John brings, then Jane punches**

John:"AAAAAARRGGHH what was that!?!?!"

Jane:" the pearl nutcracker"

See this, is, the, pearl, nut, cracker


80

Random Words:

1. 1. This is the thing you use to touch things that you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole. 2. A weapon in the card game Munchkin&a..
1. A way cooler way of spelling ownage or "pwnage" my computer is teh 1337 ownedge See ownedge, ownage, pwnage, 1337, own..
1. HOTTY WIT A BODY. but always bugs boys she absolutly hates to buy her gifts. WHEN ARE YOU GONNA LEARN!!!! example not specified for kol..