Pearl Slam

What is Pearl Slam?

the act of ejaculating in one's own hand then slapping the girl (or guy, for those of you out there) in the face with your handful of semen

Man, Becca would not let me cum in her mouth last night, so I pulled out, shot it in my hand, then pearl slammed that hoe!

See pearl jam, facial, cum shot, cream pie, etc.

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