What is Pearland?
1.
A city in Texas near Houston.
It use to have a bunch of pear trees, which were totally eradicated by the unfortunate mishap of the great Galveston Hurricane of whatever that date was.
But don't take my word for it.
Often called Land of the Pears.
Contrary to popular beliefe, Pearland is not gangkster.
PEARLAND has great shopping.
I live in PEARLAND.
There was only one entry for the definition of PEARLAND in slangdefine, so I added one.
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2.
city south of houston and home of the original pearland oilers which is better than dawson eagles and any other surrounding football teams / highschools
man were you at the football game friday night ?
yea pearland smoked pasadena 59-0
man pearlands so badass
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3.
the baddest most gangster town out there
that boy chris is from pearland, dont fuck with him