What is Pear-shaped?
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Something that has gone pear-shaped has gone wrong: this is based on the visualisation of a plan being like a perfect circle. When something goes wrong, the plan is distorted and becomes pear-shaped.
It was all going well, then Jonno dropped the ball and it all went pear-shaped.
2.
sadly wrong, awry (usually in past tense)
Everything was going well until the afternoon, then it all went pear-shaped.
Random Words:
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Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.
On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a ..
