Pearson Edit Meaning

1.

An adjective derived from the Anglo-Saxon words "peer" and "son" - in essence meaning literally "Lack of friends". A Pearson is an individual who tends to be in social isolation or on their own a lot of the time. The term pearson is not derived from a particular individual but from a collection of individuals who lived around circa. 1940 in Switzerland, who did not fight for the Axis or Allies as neither side desired them to fight on their side.

"Aha! Areet mate; wat ya doing cooking that battenburg and drinking that nice creamy baileys?You're on ya pearson!"

See pearson, alone, bill, william, isolation, separation

2.

adj: a descriptor identifying an individual as incredibly handsome and/or sexually dominant. Also can be used to describe one of alpha-male status who possesses an abnormally large penis.

Oh my GOD Jenny, that guy over there is SO Pearson right now! I just can't resist his hypnotic gaze. OH I have the sudden urge to drop trou and sit on his enormous member... OR Becky, that guy is too Pearson... I just jizzed in my pants.

See handsome, statuesque, overwhelming, stately

3.

a dark skinned peadophile who roams about school premises during break times

haha u look like a pearson with that long trench coat on

See peado, paki, darki, spaniard

4.

Hot babe, blonde blue eyes, hot ass girl

Jason: Damn did you see Pearson shes looking fine!

See pearson, blondie, hottie, blue, sexy, fine, hot, babe

5.

Directly related to a Mr Robert "Harold Shipman" Pearson, the legendary dungeons and dragons melch murderer of Manchester University, circa 1988. The male in question should have levels of social retardation bordering on the autistic, a love for the "sport" of dungeons and dragons(strictly pen and paper variety however), an obesession with the orient, and a fine coating of wiry hair. AVOID THE MALE IN QUESTION AT ALL COSTS AND DO NOT ENGAGE IN CONVERSATION!

omg, that guy is such a weirdo, i hope he doesn't go all "Pearson" on us!

See shipman, d+d, dragons, 168

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