What is Pebbledash?
1.
When you have explosive shit that leaves the toilet bowl smattered with little bits of shit. Sometimes the odd bit of sweetcorn.
Dude the cleaner is gonna get well pissed when she sees how I pebbledashed the bog
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2.
The effect left on a toilet bowl after having a runny shit in it.
Small specs of shit are left all over the rear of the toilet. Some will disappear when the toilet is flushed, the more stubborn ones will stay on the porcelain as of course will all those specs that you've managed to splatter around the top rim above the flushing jets.
An extreme example of a good pebbledashing is when the brown specs fly under the toilet seat. This looks spectacular as the underside of the seat and the top section of the rear of the lavvy can also be splattered.
I find sitting as far back as possible on the seat&leaning forward helps blast it down the back of the bowl&all over the rim.
Chambermaids in hotels find the practice of "pebbledashing" quite disgusting. On more than one occassion I have heard them say the words "dirty bastard" as they have gone into the ensuite bathroom and seen the state I have left the lavvy in after my morning crap
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3.
Pebbledash coming from the south London area
Meaning of small rabbit type of poo coming from a human anal.
Stop pebbledashing in the tesco bag
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4.
When someone farts a lot, and leaves small bits of crap in their underwear.
"Jesus Christ, I've just pebbledashed myself!"
